18 April 2013

A horse and a flea and three blind mice


A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a kerb-stone playing dice.
The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea;
‘Whoops!’, said the flea, ‘there’s a horse on me!’

Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy,
Boom, boom, ain’t it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish all day long,
Boom boom, ain’t it good to be –crazy?

Way down south where bananas grow,
A flea stepped on an elephant’s toe;
The elephant cried with tears in his eyes,
‘Why don’t you pick on someone your size?’